Saturday, July 2, 2011

Weekend Jokes...

JOKE 1
A man got on an elevator, where there was a blonde already inside. She greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" He smiled & said "S-H-I-T". The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile & said "T-G-I-F". The man smiled & replied, "S-H-I-T" again. The blond finally decided to explain things, & this time she said, "Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it? "The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."


JOKE 2
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:General Practitioners know nothing and do little. Surgeons know little and do everything. Internists know everything and do nothing. Pathologists know everything and can do everything, but it's usually too late.

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